As erotica writers, we can struggle to find yet another word to describe the same thing in our sex scenes. For my own personal reference, and now for yours, I’m collecting words for my dirty thesaurus. They’re not necessarily completely interchangeable synonyms, but you should be able to choose something appropriate for the context. Words may range from Harlequin-esque purple prose to Match Game euphemisms to nasty street slang that may not seem particularly sexy. Feel free to comment with any additions.

Penis

anaconda, banana, (the) bishop, bone, boner, cock, dick, dong, erection, family jewels, frank & beans, hard-on, head, junk, knob, love rocket, manhood, meat, one-eyed monster, package, pecker, peter, phallus, prick, rocket, rod, sausage, schlong, shaft, sword, third leg, tool, trouser snake, twig and berries, wang, weiner, willy, woody

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As erotica writers, we can struggle to find yet another word to describe the same thing in our sex scenes. For my own personal reference, and now for yours, I’m collecting words for my dirty thesaurus. They’re not necessarily completely interchangeable synonyms, but you should be able to choose something appropriate for the context. Words may range from Harlequin-esque purple prose to Match Game euphemisms to nasty street slang that may not seem particularly sexy. Feel free to comment with any additions

Breasts

areola, bazooms, boobies, boobs, bosom, boulders, bust, cans, chest, cleavage, fun bags, gazongas, hooters, jugs, knockers, mammaries, melons, milk bags, mounds, mountains, nipples, pair, pillows, rack, stacked, sweater puppies, tatas, teats, the girls, the twins, tits, titties, watermelons

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Darke Thoughts – 10-29-2010

October 29, 2010

Dreams that can’t come true… because my husband is one man; I dreamt of two.

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October 26, 2010

I get it; I do. You don’t have to remind me. I just want friendship.

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Darke Thoughts – 09-28-10

September 28, 2010

Home again, after so long – the fire between us burning strong again.

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